Here’s a weird little story. Apparently, New Yorkers cannot buy an iPhone, although the reasons are not clear at the moment. Want to know why? No, I’m sorry, there’s not an app for that.
New Yorkers hoping to add an iPhone to their holiday stockings may have been left wondering where all the smart phones disappeared to. Consumerist reports that AT&T has quietly pulled iPhones from shelves in the New York City area, in a surreptitious attempt to alleviate its overcrowded network. One customer attempting to purchase the coveted iPhone through AT&T was told by a representative that “New York is not ready for the iPhone” because of a paucity of towers. BGR has a slightly different story, and reports that iPhones are available in-store, just not online. (The Consumerist)
Ah, AT&T, when are you going to step up your game and tell us the truth - even if it’s wrong. If I’ve learned anything from Luke Wilson, it’s that you can say whatever you want and that makes it true. Fact.
What turns programmers into hackers? Is it an evil mind, a chaotic will, a nerdy revenge plot? Nay! The answer: Boredom.
Botmasters—rogue computer programmers who create virtual armies of hacked computers, or “bots,” to do their bidding—are a rising international problem, and computer-security analysts have begun to agree on a criminal profile. Tech Radar reports that Cisco and other computing companies find that intelligent, independent upstarts often train themselves: “People with the skills but without the opportunities,” as one online security analyst put it. “Many of these online criminals are coming from developing countries. If you know how to code and are living in London—great!” But “if you know how to code and are living in Siberia—not so great.” Unlike Web 1.0 hackers, who brought down servers and Web sites “for fun” or to prove a point, the new, globalized generation of hackers are in it for the bottom line. The way to catch them, analysts say, is the same as catching almost any white-collar crook: Follow the money. (Tech Radar)
Curses, boredom and greed strike again. It’s like the 80’s all over again - only replace the massive amounts of coke with mint condition comic books and you’ll be set.
Just when I thought I was done making fun of Microsoft’s terrible search engine today, they come back and force me to do it all again…
In an unusual coup for Microsoft, the company announced today that it has struck deals with both Twitter and Facebook to integrate them into Microsoft’s search engine Bing. The Twitter search function on Bing is already live, and its algorithm features the most recent and relevant tweets on a subject, as well as the most re-tweeted tweets. The Facebook integration will come at a later date and will include access only to publicly available information. While many have been speculating how the ad-free Twitter will manage to turn a profit to stay afloat, The New York Times reports that Microsoft paid Twitter for the rights to cull information from their service. Microsoft may not be used to besting Google, but the nonexclusive deal with Twitter likely means that the search-engine giant may not be far behind. (PC World)
Close to Google because of Facebook and Twitter? Hahahahahahah!!!! You know what I will do if I want to check Facebook and Twitter - go to Facebook and Twitter! … Or just check My Google Wave … You know, if I had a Google Wave … Someone want to give the sad blogger a Google Wave? … Please? … I’ll make fun of Microsoft some more if you do, I promise.
I’m a creature of habit, and when I find something that works, I stick with it … Plus it doesn’t hurt when my habbits are only getting more awesome.
Apparently newspaper articles, magazine features, encyclopedia entries, blogs, images, and entire books aren’t enough. Next week, Google will begin offering free and paid songs on the main results page of search pages, The Wall Street Journal reports. Musical selections will be aggregated from four online services and consolidated into what Google describes as a “one box,” at the top of the page (like Google weather and stock results). Songs and samples will be provided by Lala.com, iLike, iTunes, and Amazon.com. Warner Music, EMI Group, Sony, and Vivendi—the four major record labels—are all on board, along with a variety of independent labels. Google considers the addition of music a way to optimize users’ experience rather than a profit-building enterprise, and sales will be split between the record labels and music services. (The Wall Street Journal)
See, this is the reason I’ll never switch search engines - Google just keeps getting better. Nothing can compete in the slightest (even if you really REALLY want to believe you can … Microsoft). If Google can find me an awesome new band AND a recipe for cornbread in the same breath, I’m happy no where else.
There’s a lot of rumors about how 2010 will be “The Year of the Tablet,” and how everyone will carry a portable computer like they do a cellphone. Well, if they’re anything like this possible new one from Mac, I say, bring it on.
Start salivating: Jeremy Horwitz at iLounge has new details on Apple’s upcoming tablet device from a reliable source. According to the source, it will have a 10.7-inch screen, will run on the iPhone OS, and will look like an iPhone 3G. Apple also is planning to announce it on or before January 19, 2010, and it will hit the market in May or June. It’s still awaiting Steve Jobs’ approval. (iLounge)
Steve, you give your stamp on that baby and push it out to retail shelves. I’m not kidding around here. If you delay, I’ll…I’ll…no, I won’t stop listening to my iPod or wanting an iPhone, but I’ll stop enjoying your catchy commercials for them so much. How about that!