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A Comic Life

Can you put a price tag on a hero? Aparently, yes, and if he’s in really good condition, he’s worth a solid mil.

A copy of the first comic book featuring Superman sold for $1 million on Monday, a new record for a comic book. The 1938 edition of Action Comics No. 1 was sold by a private seller to a private buyer, neither of whom disclosed their names. Previous copies of the book had sold for between $300,000 and $450,000, but this particular copy was in great condition—an 8 out of 10. According to its cover, it originally cost 10 cents.

(Associated Press)

I don’t know…if the pricetag says 10 cents, then you should only have to pay 10 cents. That’s just logic.

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This is pretty neat - it’s a side by side comparison of LOST’s plane scene in the pilot and the final season. Now you can examine all the little differences and wonder what they mean - Like, what’s up with Jack’s hair! WHY IS IT SO LONG IN SEASON SIX!!! (Yes, out of all the things to wonder about, this is what confuses me.)

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Uggggggggggggggggghhhhh...

I didn’t want to believe it could happen … and now it happened … and now I am sad.

The giant blue Na’vi lovers have outdone Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. Titantic’s historic benchmark fell early Monday, and the 3-D Avatar is Hollywood’s new champion. James Cameron’s latest film overtook its predecessor’s record of $1.242 billion with a total of $1.292 billion worldwide through Sunday. It was the sixth consecutive weekend thatAvatar grossed more than $100 million on the foreign circuit. Key locations included France, Germany, the U.K., South Korea, Japan, Australia, and Spain.Avatar is now the biggest-grossing film of all time in China, Spain, Russia, Hong Kong, and Chile. If you take inflation into account, however, then Gone with the Wind (which grossed at least $6 billion in today’s dollars) is still Hollywood’s king. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Now, I have made it no secret that I didn’t particularly enjoy Avatar. Sure, it was pretty, but, really, nothing more than pretty. (If you removed all dialog from this film, you would have the exact same movie - and if that doesn’t say anything about it’s weak cliche-filled plot, then what does?) At least Titanic had a story - not a story I ever needed to see more than once, mind you, but a story none-the-less. Avatar, you and you 3-Dness can go straight to film hell.

In fact, I’m so annoyed by this, here are Alex’s Top 10 List of Blue Things Better than Avatar:

  1. Captain Planet - The power? Why, it’s yours!
  2. The Ocean - It’s like a gigantic aquarium.
  3. The Sky - It’s like The Ocean, but in reverse.
  4. The Smurfs - One chick, 800 dudes - I don’t like their odds for survival.
  5. The iTunes Logo - Yay for music that I promise is not stolen illegally… Super promise.
  6. Bloo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends - Someone’s imagery friend was the color Blue. That’s one seriously messed up child.
  7. Emotions - Like how I felt when I read this article. Saaaaaaaad.
  8. Jeans - Not genes. Blue genes, come on now, that’s just weird…you’re weird.

Ok, I can’t think of anymore. That’s how depressed this thing has made me. ARE YOU HAPPY JIM? ARE YOU!

I’m not happy.

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At a New Years party, My friend Jesse brought up the classic ’90s show “Nickarcade.” Basically, it was two teams of kids who answered trivia questions and played video games to win prizes. Sounds awesome? It was, but I’d forgotten all about it. Then, days later (and very strangely), Attack of the Show also mentions it with this hilarious video. At this point, I had to track it down.

And so, I present to you: “Good Games vs. Stupid Children.”

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ABC just put out it’s latest version of the LOST recap video - meaning, you can get completely caught up for the last season (starting in February) in just over eight minutes.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go jump around the room in anticipated joy.

-Alex

*ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy!*

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Hooray Movies!

This holiday weekend was the best ever for movie box offices and the previous record was shattered. Of course, the story makes no mention that ticket prices are higher now than ever, so, take it was grain of salt on your popcorn … Sorry, that wasn’t funny.

The three-day holiday weekend, also the last weekend of the year, was a boon for Hollywood. Box offices raked in $263 million, shattering the previous year’s record of $253.6 million over the summer weekend The Dark Knight was released. Avatar, which is still only showing in 3-D, continued to lead the pack, and Sherlock Holmes opened to a solid $65.4 million, above industry expectations. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel benefited from the kid-friendly time of year, taking in $50.2 million. “When the third-place movie is at $50 million, it’s usually a pretty good sign that you’re going to break some records,” noted a Fox executive. Rounding out the top openers was Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin’s It’s Complicated, which came in a far fourth at $22.1 million. (The Wrap)

I went and saw Up in the Air. I guarantee I had a better time than the $50.2 million worth of idiots who saw The Squeakquel.

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Movie Clipmas to all, and to all, a good night…

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A little pre-Christmas treat for you all. This is an old SNL skit that Julian Casablancas, the lead singer of The Strokes, covered on his latest album (and then did here on Jimmy Fallon’s show).

A neat little fact: I interviewed Horatio Sanz years ago for my college newspaper (back when he was still a roly-poly guy). After the interview, I told him my brother Bryan loved this song. Horatio said that Julian was thinking about covering it on an upcoming album. I knew that would be awesome indeed and hoped he would do it - and years later, that’s exactly what he did. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause.

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Help Me Carrie Underwood, You're My Only Hope

Carrie Underwood is engaged! Why should you care? Really, you shouldn’t… except for the fact that she’s marrying hockey player Mike Fisher, meaning her name could be Carrie Fisher (Geek Squeal!!!)

Carrie Underwood is engaged to hockey beau Mike Fisher, the country-music star’s rep confirmed today. The wedding date hasn’t been set, but “the couple couldn’t be happier.” Underwood and her hubby-to-be worked hard to keep their relationship under the radar, but both were excited to announce their engagement. The details are still private, but Fisher reportedly proposed at his home Sunday afternoon. (People)

This wouldn’t be so awesome, except if she marries Mike and becomes Carrie Fisher, she has to walk down the aisle in Princess Leia’s gold bikini. Sorry Carrie, it’s the law.