I am Ninja.

Ninjas are, undoubtedly, awesome. To be clear though, in order to have the title of, “Awesome,” placed upon your head, you must first actually BE a ninja.

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help … Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was “overconfident in his abilities,” and that alcohol likely played a role. (MSN)

The saddest part is, he didn’t even film it for YouTube. Man, what an opportunity lost there…