I don’t know how the hell I ended up watching Jimmy Kimmell last night, but there it was, on my TV after everyone left my low-key Oscar spectacular (in which I won the Oscar pool, thank you very much).

Now, I haven’t seen too much Kimmell…well…ever, but I have enjoyed his videos when they’ve come to me through the World Wide Web (Huzzah, Matt Damon), and, again, this new one from yesterday does not disappoint. Ah, to be handsome…and famous…and hilarious… a boy can dream.