Party Party Party

Hey all, are you coming to The Snootiest Night in Town (It’s free and awesome, and you should be there). Are you ready? Do you have your monocle polished, your top hat topped off, your dandiest suit all dandy? Here’s hoping so.

Before you come though, here are a few things you need to know:

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:

7 p.m. - Movie

9 p.m. - Party and No Cash Auction

Later than your bedtime a.m. - The end of the party

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1. I live in an apartment building that looks like three other apartment buildings right next to it. There will be a big 551 above the door though – that one is mine.

2. My apartment building has no buzzer, and if you knock on the door, I will not hear you. I cannot keep the door open, or the people in my building will shoot me

This means you need to either call me to get in (at 413-478-9549, and no, that’s not a misprint, it’s a 413 area code), or walk down the little incline to the right of the door and tap loudly on the windows that are closest to the ground. This is my apartment and I will come let you in.

3. There is plenty of parking on the street, and you can park on either side. As long as you’re not blocking a driveway, no one is going to care.

4. I will have alcohol and food, but if you wanted to bring some, I’m not going to say no.

That’s it. See you Friday!

-Alex