The Worst Films of 2009!

So at the end of each year I like to take a moment, look back, and appreciate all the awesome and terrible films I have seen. Ahhhh, nostalgia.

Here it is  - part one of my film-year-in-review:

WORST FILMS (They progressively get more and more terrible)

10.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

10 Word Review: A cheesy 80’s adaptation that left me wanting the original.

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9.

Terminator Salvation

10 Word Review: Just what we need, more gunk in the once-great franchise.

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8.

Paranormal Activity

10 Word Review: Overhyped and underwhelmed. I wanted scarier, dammit! (Bring it, haters)

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7.

Funny People

10 Word Review: Not really funny, not really sad, but really just, “Meeeehhhhhhhhhh.”

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6.

Year One

10 Word Review: I like Jack Black, Michael Cera, Harold Ramis…What happened!?

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5.

Fanboys

10 Word Review: Years in the making, only two hours to seriously disappoint.

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4.

Brüno

10 Word Review: This was supposedly funny and/or shocking? It was neither.

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3.

The Men Who Stare at Goats

10 Word Review: Fantastic actors doing the worst acting of their careers. Boo.

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2.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

10 Word Review: Where’s the X-Men swagger? Where’s the fun? Where’s anything worthwhile?

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AND THE WORST FILM OF 2009:

1.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

10 Word Review: It has African-American-stereotyped monkey-bots who couldn’t read! Worst sequel ever!

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That’s it. Come back tomorrow for part two: The Best!