The Ultimate Crash

Want to meet the President at a fancy party? It’s easier than you think. No, you don’t have to donate a hefty fortune or be a VIP - just crash that sucker.

It seems that two partygoers at last night’s state dinner weren’t actually invited. A DC socialite couple were able to get into the party honoring Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, despite lacking invitations; the Secret Service, which says it will be looking into its security procedures, said that the President was never in danger, since the couple went through the same security screening as all the invited guests. The couple, identified as Michaele and Tareq Salahi, consists of a hopeful reality TV show star (Michaele is said to be hoping for a spot on an upcoming Real Housewives of DC) and the man who founded “America’s Polo Cup.” The service learned about the gatecrashers thanks to journalists asking about the revelers online boasts and the photos on their Facebook page. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn were not available for comment. (The Daily Beast)

Real Housewives, you snatch that girl up - she’s clearly the type of insane you’re looking for. Anyone who tries to sneak into a party with armed guards, and then brags about doing it, deserves to be amongst others as nuts at themselves.