Fake Breasts are God’s Will

There are a lot of things that the Bible frowns upon: eating meat on a Friday, killing (without God’s approval), that gay marriage thing, having more than two animals on a boat, rational thinking - but fake boobs? Fake boobs are OK, according to former Miss California Carrie Prejean. Hey, this bible stuff may be swell after all.

Carrie Prejean is just carrying out God’s plan, she tells Christianity Today in an interview that fails to address her solo sex tape—the topic that nearly caused her to walk off ‘Larry King Live’ Wednesday night.

She also answers a question about her topless photos by discussing a need for Christians to unite against the Enemy and says she can’t be homophobic because she lives in California and has gay hairdressers.  (She also take about her fake breasts):

“No, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants,” she said. (Huffington Post)

I also don’t see anywhere in the Bible that says it’s wrong to beat you with a hammer, Carrie. I guess we both win in this situation.