Not the Breast for the Job

I know beauty pageants are competitive, but this is just insane. Miss California USA wants money back from Carrie Prejean, the infamous contestant who was against gay marriage and eventually dethroned. How much do they want? Why, the amount they gave her to get breast implants, of course.

The production company that runs the pageant is requesting $5,200, the amount fronted to the erstwhile beauty queen for her surgical enhancement. The action is a cross complaint to Prejean’s own lawsuit, which accuses the company of religious discrimination, defamation, and public disclosure of private facts. Those private facts refer to her not-so-secret breast augmentation, which became public fodder after her anti-gay-marriage Q&A session with celebrity blogger and pageant judge Perez Hilton. That debacle eventually led to Prejean’s dethroning. (TMZ)

I don’t know California, that seems like a gift you can’t take back. The jewelry, the house, even the dog can be divided in the split, but the breasts? I think those are for keeps.